The Leprechaun is a crook
Christ, no. Not another Leprechaun story. Yeah, I gotta do it.
Get this. A tall-red haired guy dressed up as a Leprechaun was spotted looting cars in New York State. The rascal had on fancy shoes, a green outfit and a buckled hat. No pot of gold, just someone’s debit card. Anybody know where I can get me one of those buckled hats?
Speaking of style, SeaVees has come out with a new sneaker called the Darby.
I thought they named it after me, but apparently they’re a tribute to the Teddy Boys subculture in England in the 1950’s and their creeper shoes. Never heard of the Teddy Boys or creeper shoes. Good name for a sneaker, though.
The only British fashion statement I’ve ever made was the English prep school Repp tie. With a white button-down shirt, navy blazer and jeans. Still wear it today. And wore it every day in the office solo for the past five months.
So do me a favor and dress up for the next zoom call, will ya? You look like a bum.
Keep your dukes up.