The Ali Shuffle

Still walking Ashley Reservoir every night with my daughter Maggie and you know what? People are starting to say hello. Man, that turns the mood around. But now I’ve got another thing hound-dogging me. When I was a kid, my dad used to always say you could tell a lot about a person’s character by their handshake. Both men and women. I passed that thinking on to my kids. Well they’re saying that’s a goner now—even after this thing’s over. How the hell are we supposed to tell who the wimps are? 

How about instead of shaking hands we playfully put up our dukes and do the Ali shuffle? That’ll be the sign we’re fighting on through this thing.

Keep your dukes up.